So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
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i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
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Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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