We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
We have so much sex to catch up on
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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