i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
you inspire me to be a worse person
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
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I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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