When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
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Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
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Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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