I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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