I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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