I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
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I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
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Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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