She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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