i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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