this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
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apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
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not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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