Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
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i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
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Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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