yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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