party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
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getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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