Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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