i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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