I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
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I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
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I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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