can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
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Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
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Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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