I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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