I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
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At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
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I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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