Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
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What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
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He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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