so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
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ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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