Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
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I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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