either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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