Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
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All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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