If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
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If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
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we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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