I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
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she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
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That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid