porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
