So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
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