I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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