my sisters under your porch take her home
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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