Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
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Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
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She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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