I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
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Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird