We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.