I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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