there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
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drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
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Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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