I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
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