Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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