I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
