my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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