Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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