Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
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Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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