Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
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What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
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Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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