You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
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My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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