We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
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you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
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It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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