So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
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Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
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I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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