I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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