After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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