The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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