Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
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i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize