do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
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NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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