TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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