Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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