i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
That accounts for only three of the penises
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
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Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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