just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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