talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
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should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
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I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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