She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
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I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
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I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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