He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
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I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
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I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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