What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
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I think this baby is eyeing my beer
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
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I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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