The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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